$38 for One-Hour Massage and Comprehensive Wellness Evaluation at Holmberg Wellness Center ($80 Value)

Holmberg Wellness Group

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What You'll Get


Without the loosening effects of massage, shoulders would stiffen into immobility and fall victim to freeloading parrots and the burden of carrying Earth's heavyset brother, Girth. Pamper your perches with today's Groupon: for $38, you get a 60-minute massage and comprehensive wellness evaluation at Holmberg Wellness Group (an $80 value).

Holmberg Wellness Group's trained staffers harmonize physiques with holistic healing practices overseen by Doctor of Chiropractic Greg Holmberg. Combining techniques from deep-tissue and hot-stone massage, the 60-minute muscle kneading aptly de-stresses stiff figures, loosens tight tendons, and realigns the inner layers of connective tissue found knotted around swallowed Scrabble pieces. To further boost whole body well-being, a comprehensive wellness evaluation employs an adrenal-gland function test and toxicity assessment to keep forms fit. Adrenal-gland factories churn out more than 50 essential hormones, helping maintain proper energy production and strong immune systems, and figures reeling from toxic buildup may experience out-of-whack pH balances, increasing the body's chance of catching a cold, coming down with the flu, or causing household poisons to pool at your feet sympathetically.

The Fine Print


Promotional value expires Mar 18, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

About Holmberg Wellness Group


After pursuing several medical approaches, receiving chiropractic care was the only solution that worked for Dr. Greg Holmberg, a former young athlete who once faced the possibility that he'd never again compete because of chronic aches and numbness. He now aims to help others in the same fashion, helming a team of trained staffers to aid him in alleviating client problems without prescription drugs, surgery, or needles.

When he's not promoting health during community lectures, Dr. Holmberg treats client maladies such as arthritis, back tenderness, and headaches with 10 chiropractic adjustment techniques, and he incites weight loss with nutritional counseling. He also plucks from a bouquet of stress-slaying massage modalities including deep tissue and hot stone, working to help muscles to reestablish healthful habits and unknot themselves from swallowed Scrabble pieces.

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