Cleaning your house can be an excellent way to impress a date, while cleaning a vacationing neighbor's house can be an excellent way to hide the fact that you've been living there. Cover your tracks with today's Groupon: for $99, you get a professional, two-hour house cleaning by three professional cleaners (6 hours total) from HomeMaids (a $210 value) in Sioux Falls. The domestic engineers of HomeMaids primp and preen homes from attic to crawlspace with company-supplied cleaning products and equipment. On the day of your cleaning, three sanitation scientists will arrive at your abode and head straight to your kitchen to thoroughly polish countertops, wipe down tables, and grease up rusty robot servants. After a quick wardrobe change, the team will then head to the bathrooms to scrub showers, tubs, and sinks. For the grand finale, the tidy technicians will attack the remainder of your house to remove spider nests, vacuum floors, clean windows, empty wastebaskets, and recycle scattered down feathers into quill pens for donation to disadvantaged philosophes.
Equipped with their own products and equipment, the fully bonded and insured techs at Clean Freaks unleash scrubbing fury on homes during their residential cleanings. And to insure that no nook goes undusted, the company abides by a strict 44-point checklist, which includes such commonly overlooked tasks as dusting the baseboards, fluffing the pillows, cleaning the windows, and reminding the homeowner's neglected broom that it's not his fault.