Like learning to use chopsticks, roller-skating takes patience, dedication, and a particularly dexterous set of toes. Show off how flexible your feet are with today's Groupon: for $12, you get open-skate admissions and skate rentals for four people at H.O.M.E. Roller Rink in Holland (up to a $28 value).
Owned and operated by pastor Tony Nolan, H.O.M.E. Roller Rink—whose name stands for Healing Outreach Ministries for Everyone—satisfies skaters with a slick rink, tasty snacks, and heart-pumping music, all housed under an alcohol- and smoke-free roof. Gliders strap on sturdy skates or superglue four wheels to their feet and hone their skills on the practice rink before heading out to the 80'x125' real deal. Top 40 and Christian music floats through the air as hordes of skaters show off their in-transit dance moves. After working up a ferocious wheel-based appetite, sashay to the snack bar for hot dogs, pizza, candy, and soft drinks. H.O.M.E. Roller Rink's open skating hours take place Thursday–Sunday; check the website for specific times.
H.O.M.E. Roller Rink's rates fluctuate throughout the week.