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There are millions of paint colors, each a more ridiculous sounding combination of adjectives and nouns, like Needy Butterfly Whiskers or Purple Jumpsuit Defense. With today's Groupon, retain the enjoyment of selecting a whimsically named hue, while leaving to others the hard work of applying it. For $85, you get one 15x15-foot room (or smaller) professionally painted by the experts at Home Zone Quality Painting, a $250 value. If the room is larger than 15x15 feet but smaller than 21x22 feet, you can purchase and apply two Groupons for the service.
Call to schedule an appointment. Your handymen will arrive anywhere within 50 miles of downtown Nashville, rearing to paint as commanded, like a genie only capable of granting one wish involving painting a room. This deal is not valid if you bring your room to them. You need to supply your own paint, and the chosen color must be branded one of the following: Porter, Behr, Valspar or Sherwin-Williams. Other brands may contain too much pollen, to which Home Zone painters are famously unimmune.
Each recolorization includes walls, baseboards, the trim around one door, and two windows. Their expertise with paint tape, tarps, and extend-o-rollers ensures a streak-free finish every time. Worry not about constructing a homemade quilt tarp out of old washcloths or borrowing one of your dad's old work shirts to wear as a makeshift smock. They'll take care of everything for you—including the protection of your valuable assets in the paint-splash zone. Behold the beauty of their handiwork in these before and after photos.
If you've been wanting to repaint a room or are tired of nagging your walls with no results, now's a great time to give the neglected chicken-breeding room of your house the attention it deserves. Quell the spirits that roam your halls by confusing them into thinking they're in the wrong room. Remix the default eggshell white into a glamorous shade of Sunny-Side-Omelette Yellow. Whatever your paint desires, expect satisfaction. Home Zone painters are required to take a sacred vow to never quit until every customer is happy as Clam Chowder.