What You'll Get
Without a back, you'd never know which way was forward, making dramatic exits confusing and awkward. Reward your back for not being up front with today's Groupon: for $39, you get a one-hour massage (a $79.99 value), adjustment (a $74.99 value), and wellness consultation (a $134.99 value) at Homestead Pain and Injury Center in Florida City (a $289.97 value).
Homestead's resident doctor, Calvin Nguyen, DC, postures maladjusted bodies using spine-servicing treatments. A 10–20 minute consultation allows the doctor to address any concerns, better understand the patient's situation, and assess the extent of any ominous spinal sentience. Realign crooked bone bags with a 10-minute adjustment that may send discomfort packing on a quaint 1930s railroad handcar. Muscle tension liquefies as gentle pressure pulsates in rhythm with gliding strokes facilitated by lotion in the Swedish massage. Dig further with a deep-tissue massage, which employs Swedish techniques with more intensity to untie tenacious knots. The sports massage preps athletes for performance and can help prevent injury by stimulating blood and lymph-fluid circulation, and places metaphorical Snoopy band-aids on injuries to muscles and tendons.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jun 13, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. 24hr cancellation notice required. Extra fee for upgrades. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.