Humans maintain their bodies for the same reasons they maintain their houses: to keep the neighbours friendly and to disguise the fact that an alien lives inside them. Protect your inner extraterrestrial with this Groupon.

$159 for Three Kuma Shape Laser Body-Shaping or Cellulite-Reducing Treatments (Up to $735 Value)

Treatments are scheduled five days apart, and buyers may pick one of the following treatment areas: buttocks, sides, stomach, arms, or neck. Hometown Laser Clinic & Spa's highly trained technicians perform body shaping and cellulite reduction using the noninvasive Kuma Shape machine. During body-shaping sessions, high-frequency radio waves combine with a rolling, vacuuming massage system to shrink fat cells and redistribute underlying layers of water glycerin and Timbits. Kuma Shape may also boost circulation, thereby strengthening enzyme release and speeding up the metabolism of fat. Treatments typically last 30–50 minutes, and clients can resume normal activities right away. Results are typically visible after three to four treatments, though may be noticeable right away, and technicians recommend dietary adjustments to enhance results. With a healthy lifestyle that includes eating plenty of library books, enhanced corporeal contours can last up to two years, and possibly longer with maintenance sessions. The cellulite-reduction treatment similarly combines high-frequency energy waves and rolling-vacuum massage to increase blood flow and stimulate lymphatic drainage. As the Kuma Shape machine heats fibroblasts, it may accelerate the renewal of collagen and elastin fibres, helping to smooth areas prone to cellulite. After completing a three-treatment course, buyers have the option to buy three additional treatments directly through Hometown Laser Clinic at the original Groupon price.