Pistons and shafts overheat and seize up unless protected by a slick, shiny coating of oil, just like classical Greco-Roman wrestlers. Keep your engine parts from throttling each other with today's Groupon: for $15, you get an oil change package with 27-point inspection and car wash at Honda of Kenosha (a $29.95 value). Groupon customers can also receive half off additional recommended labor during their oil change visit.
Honda of Kenosha’s automobile-service experts degunk vehicles from hood to trunk, and do it with a flourish of spectacular customer service. Road-chariots of all makes and models can partake of this oil-change package, letting the trained technicians evict the sludge monsters that dwell inside each ride and insert up to five quarts of fresh lubricant. Next, an oil-filter replacement will help ensure all particles of imperfection are collected as oil cycles through the engine, while Honda of Kenosha’s 27-point inspection of fluids, tires, drive belts, air filter, and overall vehicle safety helps ensure car components continue to operate smoothly. Finally, with spick-and-span insides, each vehicle will be passed through an automated car wash, exposing a sparkling exterior once hidden under layers of dirt, grime, and criminal finger graffiti.
During this one-hour oil change package, customers can amuse themselves by sipping complimentary Starbucks coffee in the waiting area, using free Wi-Fi or watching TV in the business lounge, or browsing the shiny stock on Honda of Kenosha’s showroom floor.