Pistons and shafts overheat and seize up unless protected by a slick, shiny coating of oil, just like classical Greco-Roman wrestlers. Keep your engine parts from throttling each other with today's Groupon to Honda of Kenosha in Bristol. Choose between the following options:
• For $79, you get an unlimited car wash sticker valid for the life of one vehicle (a $199.99 value).
• For $15, you get an oil change, a 27-point inspection, and a car wash (a $29.95 value). Groupon customers who purchase this option also receive 25% off additional recommended labor during their oil change visit.
Honda of Kenosha’s automobile-service experts degunk road chariots of all makes and models. During the oil change, trained technicians evict the sludge monsters that dwell inside each ride and insert up to 5 quarts of fresh lubricant. Like a censor for a TV network aimed at monks, an oil-filter replacement prevents impurities from taking over the space under the hood. Honda of Kenosha’s 27-point inspection of fluids, tires, drive belts, air filter, and overall vehicle safety helps ensure car components continue to operate smoothly. Each vehicle then passes through an automated car wash, exposing a sparkling exterior once hidden under layers of dirt, grime, and criminal finger graffiti.
Cars covered in mud magnets and loam lodestones can benefit from the unlimited car wash option. A window sticker will inform Honda of Kenosha employees of your ride's VIP status, allowing it to pass through the tunnel of cleanliness as many times as its motorheart desires until it finally retires in order to take up traveling. During oil changes and car baths, customers can amuse themselves by sipping complimentary Starbucks coffee in the waiting area, using free WiFi or watching TV in the business lounge, or browsing the shiny stock on Honda of Kenosha’s show-room floor.