What You'll Get
Pistons and shafts overheat and seize up unless protected by a slick, shiny coating of oil, just like classical Greco-Roman wrestlers. Keep your engine parts from throttling each other with today's Groupon to Honda of Kenosha in Bristol. Choose from the following options:
- For $14, you get an oil-and-filter change (a $29.95 value).
- For $24, you get a car-care package (a $49.95 value).
- For $45, you get two car-care packages (a $99.90 value).
- Both car-care packages include:
- An oil and filter change
- An inspection
- A car wash
- An interior shampoo and vacuuming
Honda of Kenosha’s automobile-service experts de-gunk road chariots of all makes and models. During the oil change, trained technicians evict the sludge monsters that dwell inside each ride and feed thirsty motors up to 5 quarts of fresh lubricant. Like a censor for a TV network aimed at monks, an oil-filter replacement prevents impurities from taking over the space under the hood. The car-care package one-ups the oil change with a multipoint inspection of fluids, tires, drive belts, and air filter to help ensure car components continue to operate smoothly. An automated car wash works to unearth exteriors from layers of dirt, grime, and criminal finger graffiti. Vacuums root-out dust bunnies burrowed beneath seat cushions as staffers purify fabrics with shampoo-fueled rubdowns.
Customers can bide their time sipping complimentary Starbucks coffee in the waiting area, using free WiFi or watching TV in the business lounge.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 10, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Valid only for up to 5 quarts of oil. Extra fee for synthetic or 0W20 oil. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.