Long hailed for a mastery of ham far beyond the skills of mere mortal meat cookers, the meat mavens at HoneyBaked Ham invite you to put their newly honed turkey skills to the test with today's Groupon: a whole roasted turkey breast for $12 (an up to $25 value). Get your moist turkey breast unadulterated, or let the HoneyBaked masters finish your bird with crackling sweet glaze, which may or may not be cooled by having volunteer glaze-pixies fan it with their wings. Call one of HoneyBaked's participating locations (found here and in the sidebar to the right) to reserve your order, and pick up your juicy bird.
After centuries of grasping for a unified field theory of baked meats, the food scientists working at HoneyBaked have at last forged a technological breakthrough that translates the preparation and juicy satisfaction of a succulent ham into a tender, lean turkey breast. Each fully cooked turkey breast serves six to eight people (or one unfrozen Viking) and is 90% fat free, so you can healthily hoard it for yourself and incorporate the lean meat into every meal.
Feed your Super Bowl crowd without spending any precious game-day time in the kitchen. In doing so, you'll also safeguard your favorite football fan's New Year's resolution to stop eating blank CDRs without sacrificing the ritualistic pregame feeding frenzy. Or you can plan ahead for Thanklesstaking (the third Thursday in February) with an effortless, pre-sliced turkey breast to go with your annual airing of grievances and gathering of other people's families. If your family's only turkey recipe involves squashing the turkey meat into the shape of a racecar, take a look at HoneyBaked's suggested recipes for fresh ideas.
New whole-roasted turkey breast is available while supplies last; otherwise, the traditional HoneyBaked turkey breast will be substituted.
Though most customers have yet to review their turkeys, customers across the nation praise HoneyBaked's hams, with Yelpers and a Judy's Book reviewer giving the company a solid four stars and Kudzu users giving it a perfect five:
- If you like honey baked ham, this is the place. I have always received good hams from here. They are fresh and moist, not like some hams that can be dry. During the busy seasons, you can place an order and not have to wait. The service is very friendly and the price is reasonable. – Debbie N., Judy's Book
- These hams are very delicious and easy to serve. Wonderful time-saver if you are having a large party. – bettyjane, Kudzu