What You'll Get
If the world is your oyster, make sure to cleave it evenly around its equator to ensure that none of its molten juices leak out before you drink the whole of Eurasia. Fine tune your earth-bound shucking skills with today's Groupon: for $12, you get 24 fresh oysters delivered to your home or office from Hood Canal Seafood (a $24 value).
In the clean, crystal-clear waters of the Hood Canal fjord, by the shores of scenic Seabeck, stands a unique family farm, from where hankering shucksters and seafood fanatics can receive oysters any time of year. Typically, oysters acquired at stores and restaurants are a quality crapshoot, like getting pistachios that won’t crack or being gifted clothes from colorblind relatives. At Hood Canal Seafood, the mystery of anxious oyster anticipation is relieved by the knowledge that behind every oceany slurpful is a family of mollusk miners with six years of farming experience. Grown in the clear fresh- and salt-water estuary, the 24 small Tekiu Point oysters, all 3.5–4.5 inches, are harnessed from the delicate sandy beach and packaged the same day. After a quick postal jaunt, the barnacled pearl-purses arrive on the platters of eager half-shell enthusiasts within two days, allowing mollusk-munchers to re-create an edible marine panorama in the comfort of their own living room.
Shipping is not included with this Groupon
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 28, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 5 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 5 per order. Not valid until 4/28. Valid only for small Tekiu Point oysters. Credit card required at checkout. Delivery fee not included. Shipping not included. Tax included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.