$49 for $100 Worth of Portion-Controlled Entrees with Home Delivery from Horizon Foods

San Diego

Give as a Gift
Limited quantity available
Over 30 bought

In a Nutshell

  • Pre-portioned single servings
  • Trimmed, waste-free meat
  • Free delivery to San Diego area

The Fine Print

Promotional value expires Apr 26, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Must use in 1 order. Shipping and handling not included outside of San Diego County. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

A grocery store is like a carnival midway—it offers shelves and shelves of goodies that only become available after lobbing baseballs at stacks of bottles. Today's side deal bypasses carnie cons by bringing the food to you: for $49, you get $100 worth of all-natural and portion-controlled meats, poultry, seafood, and dinner entrees from Horizon Foods.

Since 1979, Horizon Foods has been delivering flash-frozen and pre-portioned dinner entrees directly to front doors. Each item arrives fully prepped to heat and eat, individually wrapped, and fully trimmed and de-boned as needed. Select from proteins such as antibiotic-free chicken fingers ($76 for 48 two-ounce portions), divers scallops ($99 for 36 two-ounce portions), and buffalo burgers ($89 for 20 five-ounce portions) for grilling, searing, or using as an aesthetic metaphor in a diorama about 19th-century westward expansion. Pre-rolled, pre-cut, and pre-stuffed eggplant rolatini ($84 for 24 3.5-ounce portions) makes a palatable, pre-sized main dish for herbivores and herbivoyeurs alike.

Horizon Foods makes eating right a simple process for overworked warlocks and swamped swamis alike. Complete portion-by-portion nutritional info is provided with each item, which lets hunger-havers avoid the time-consuming process of converting pounds into kilograms and then back into pounds. Without the distressing pull of grocery aisles full of brightly colored packages, and freed from the mind-bending puzzles on the backs of cereal boxes, individual brain power can focus once again on the important facets of life, such as deciphering the silent signals of charade tournaments.

Reviews

There are not yet many reviews for Horizon Foods, but nearly 700 Facebookers like it.


By purchasing this deal you'll unlock points which can be spent on discounts and rewards. Every 5,000 points can be redeemed for $5 Off your next purchase.
{}