Today's modern world, with its plethora of countries, panoply of waterways, and constantly changing laws about what is and what isn't "mail fraud" is as confusing as it is stressful. Get a clear definition of relaxation with today's Groupon: for $65, you get a 60-minute full-body massage, a hand-and-foot-scrub treatment, and a hot-towel treatment (a $160 total value) at Horizon Massage and Day Spa. This Groupon is valid at the spa's two Dallas locations and its Allen location.

Horizon Massage and Day Spa's roster of licensed therapists imparts bodies with the myriad benefits of massage alongside a host of other healing, relaxing services in a pacific environment. Visitors can recline in a warm, comfortable private room during a 60-minute full-body massage, which comforts exhausted muscles and manipulates underlying tissues into divulging secrets about neighboring sinews (an $80 value). A 10-minute exfoliating foot scrub sloughs excess skin and dullness away (a $25 value), and the 10-minute papaya-enzyme hand scrub rewards hard-working mitts with a fruit-infused buff (a $30 value). Rounding out the relax-a-thon is the soothing hot-towel treatment, which swaddles limbs in a heated, tender embrace, like a hug between old frenemies (a $25 value).