The eyes may be a window to the soul, but the skin does not have to be a window to the circulatory system. Pull the curtains over exposed capillaries with today’s Groupon: for $149, you get three spider-vein treatments at Horizon Ridge Wellness Clinic, in Henderson (a $349 value).

Horizon Ridge offers a serene and professional environment for partaking in cosmetic services, with Dr. Garry R. Lee, the doctorate-wielding medical director, at the helm. Following a free consultation, unsightly spider veins will shrink from the skin’s surface during the course of three 15-minute treatments. In each treatment session, Dr. Lee injects vein-afflicted thighs and lower legs with hypertonic salt water, a sterile brine that safely and effectively shrinks spider veins and is highly coveted by compulsively neat flounders. Clients may opt to don a pair of class II compression hose (for an additional fee) during the approximately five-week intervals between treatments to ensure the complete thwarting of the offending arachnoid capillaries.

During the treatments, clients can enjoy the tranquil confines of Horizon Ridge’s facility, which is designed according the ancient principles of Chinese feng shui. Relax to soothing percolations of amethyst-crystal water fountains, admire stirring works of art, and inspect taxidermied heads of the fiercest spider veins Dr. Lee has ever faced, which the clinic staff has mounted on the wall as trophies. In addition to his medical practice, Dr. Lee teaches his techniques to physicians across the country as an assistant instructor in sclerotherapy (spider-vein treatment) for the National Procedures Institute, so patients can feel confident in his pest-exterminating services.