Keeping teeth clean and white is the first and only step in coping with the fact that your skeleton is slowly escaping from your body through your mouth. Deal with it with today's Groupon: for $64, you get an Essential SpaWhite Express package from Horizon Teeth Whitening in Ormond Beach (a $129 value).
Horizon Teeth Whitening's Whitening on Wheels crew pays visits to each client's home, office, or tooth-shaped gazebo to administer the SpaWhite Express treatment. During the 20-minute session, experts harness WhiteScience technology to render chompers up to six shades whiter using a gentle, pH-balanced formula. The foam-suspension peroxide delivery system works with an activation light to toss out loitering stains caused by coffee, nicotine, and other enamel-sullying substances. From the comfort of home, the blanching treatment leaves smiles radiant, with minimal gum sensitivity or tooth mawkishness.