Hanging a "do not disturb" sign on the bedroom door is only slightly more effective than hanging a "do not light" sign on a pile of raw s'mores. Tempt yourself with a quick getaway with today's Groupon: for $65, you get a one-night weekday stay plus $20 toward any restaurant at Horseshoe Southern Indiana Hotel & Casino, which is located in Elizabeth, Indiana (up to a $120 value). Or, for $140, you get a a one-night stay on Friday or Saturday night plus $20 toward any restaurant.
A stay at Horseshoe Hotel & Casino replenishes the spirit, relaxes the mind, and renders stress a relic of recent reality. Customers can cash in their $20 culinary chip at any of horseshoe's six restaurants, including Jack Binion's Steak House and the recently added Paula Deen Buffet, which, with its six buffet stations and eight dining areas, combines the art of Southern cooking with the science of a fourth helping. After the day is done, rest your laurels in a spacious and tidy deluxe room, equipped with a TV, coffeemaker, and your choice of one king-sized bed or a pair of queens.
The Horseshoe offers customers sundry ways to make the most of their mini-vacations. Spend the afternoon courting fortune in the casino and poker room, where 2,000 slot machines and more than 100 table games prove that it's better to be lucky than to be good, and best to be a Nobel Prize-winning game theorist. Or, doff plaid and head to the 18-hole golf course, with a rental shop that fulfills most equipment needs, from shoes to clubs to regulation crossbows. Other on-site amenities include an indoor pool and hot tub as well as a fitness trail equipped with 18 workout stations.
Although some reviewers point out the distance from the hotel to the casino, customers agree that the rooms are clean and comfortable and the casino is spacious. TripAdvisors give the Horseshoe Casino Hotel an average of 3.5 owl eyes.