What You'll Get
Before wintertime hibernation, bicycles forage and fill their inner tubes with enough sustenance to feed training-wheeled cubs come spring, a noble act that often leads to serious exhaustion. Help spin the spokes of life with today's Groupon: for $22, you get a full bike tune-up at Horus Bicycle Works (a $45 value), located on Craigflower Road. Horus’s seasoned mechanic trains mystic eyes of healing on tired two-wheelers, sprucing up problem areas and protecting bikes from future damage using top-of-the-line products. The shop’s 24-hour guarantee ensures that customers aren’t separated from faithful travelling companions for long. Horus also provides a satisfaction guarantee to ensure top maintenance and care for customers’ pedals and wheels. This important upkeep will leave cyclists confident for their next morning race against cars, slow-moving pedestrians, and indifferent picket fences.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 31, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. By appointment only. 24-hour cancellation notice. No cash value. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.