Harness the bronzing essence of the fiery sun in a gentle mist, proving once and for all humankind's dominance over the weak, inanimate solar system. For $15, you’ll get an airbrush tan at Hot Bod Tanning Salon, a $50 value.
With an airbrush tan, you can instantly transform your look, shocking friends and causing enemies to spontaneously combust. Hot Bod’s expert bronze misters quickly spray you with a pigmentally potent solution (this airbrush tan is more accurate and lasts longer than an old-style Mystic Tan spray booth.) Results last up to a week.
An airbrush tan is the perfect way to get a glow for people who don't like tanning beds or the sun. Earlier, technologically inferior societies valued powdery paleness and wish-granting leeches. Nowadays, a smooth tan showing itself off beneath a sparkling holiday frock is the modern mark of refinement. Hot Bod is open Monday through Friday from 10 a.m. to 8 p.m. and Saturday through Sunday from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. Call ahead to make an appointment.
One Citysearcher gives Hot Bod Tanning five stars:
- Great salon, awesome prices and super nice people. – Sissy2010
To Spray No More
With the arrival of Hot Bod, spray-on tanning is finally a viable technology, which is safe, affordable, and stunning. Not so for other spray-on technologies that unfortunately have a ways to go before they’re ready for mass consumption:
- spray-on 401(k) enrollment forms
- spray-on lice
- spray-on beige (like tan, but less saucy)
- spray-on degree in Russian literature
- spray-on revenge
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