What You'll Get
The average human facade consists of 80% skin, 15% spackling paste, and 5% sequined freckles. Ignite your outerwear with today's Groupon to the Hot Spot Tanning Company, located in The Pillars in South Toledo. Choose from two Groupons:
- For $28, you get three professional spray tans (a $57 value).
- For $40, you get three months of unlimited bed tanning (an $89.85 value).
Hot Spot Tanning Company is a full-service bronzery, boasting impeccably clean facilities, a trained staff, and top-of-the-line glow-inducing gadgetry. Receive hearty melatonin mists during three professional spray tans ($19 each), with Hot Spot's talented team of pelt pigmenters applying UV-free color with handheld airbrushes, ensuring customized, natural-looking results. Spray sessions last only 10 minutes each, allowing you to quickly get back to your job as a cracker-salter. For best results, be sure to shower, shave, and exfoliate before your appointment, and bring loose-fitting clothing to wear after the treatment to avoid damaging your developing tan.
If you wish to limit your spray interactions to cologne-selling skunks, opt instead for three months of Fast Bed tanning ($29.95 per month, without signing a one-year contract). With unlimited access to Fast Bed tanning, clients will be able to gradually grow their glow, slipping into a color cocoon with 32 gentle lamps. The lamps are specially designed to bronze rather than burn, imparting a sun-kissed glow rather than a full-body hickey.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 29, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Valid only for service purchased. Bed option valid only for Fast Bed. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.