Physicists have determined that the best way to subdue wall-bouncing photons is to let them loose until they need a nap. Apply the latest scientific findings to your kid’s playtime with today’s Groupon: for $19, you get five open-jump passes at House of Bounce in Wall (a $39.75 value).
House of Bounce features more than 10,000 square feet of indoor play space, which boasts nine gargantuan inflatables, undulating obstacle courses, thrilling slides, and a plethora of air-plumped surfaces for leaping, bounding, and boomeranging your spirited soul sack. Open-jump times unbolt their springy doors throughout the day, giving early birds, midday meanderers, and dusk dashers equal chances to play. Parental units can choose to kick back with free WiFi or join in the fun, watching youngsters score points with the ballooning soccer goals, encouraging proper feng-shui arrangements in the inflatable houses, or supervising the portable condo association meetings taking place on the multicolored sitting blocks. Otherwise, opt to purchase pizza and drinks for an additional $3.50 per bouncer at the end of the boisterous buoyancy sessions.
In addition to open-jump hours, the air emporium treats elasticity enthusiasts with special events and private parties, ideal for kindergarten graduation shindigs or stuffed-animal birthday celebrations. Like zero-gravity space flights and controlling large cranes, all participants must wear socks in order to play on the equipment.