Flowers are our planet's way of reassuring people and animals that no matter how many winters the earth endures, it still has the virility to grow its own hair. Today's Groupon lets you comb the planet's beautiful floral tresses. For $25, you get $55 of floral arrangements from House of Flowers on 82nd Street.

House of Flowers' floral design supervisor Rosemary Traba is a certified Texas Master Florist who regularly trains the staff at House of Flowers in the latest arrangement, design techniques, and rogue blossom containment protocols. Their petal palace features wide flower selections onsite and large walk-in coolers. Decorate a home for autumn with the Bountiful rose bouquet ($29.99), featuring red and orange spray roses and seeded eucalyptus in a ceramic pumpkin container, or make friends with the six-inch teddy bear embracing a vase of purple lisianthus and feathery limonium in the Big Hug bouquet ($47.99). For a numerically rebellious bouquet, opt for the Texas Dozen roses, which contains 15 long-stem red roses ($65).