Earthbound spirits still care about the planet, which is why haunted houses feature lights that suddenly go out and showers that shut off after three minutes. Feel the phantom power with today’s Groupon to House of Horrors and Haunted Catacombs. Choose between the following options:

• For $30, you get two VIP scream passes valid Sunday–Thursday (a $60 value).
• For $30, you get two VIP scream passes valid Friday or Saturday (a $60 value).
  
  

Evil lurks in the corners of House of Horrors and Haunted Catacombs, with six haunted attractions luring screams out of terrified throats in one dark, strange night. VIP access grants duos immediate access to any of the facilities eerie edifices without the hassles of waiting in line while resident ghosts throw fits about low-thread-count sheets. Pairs amble through the creepy hallways of the Hell House before battling fears in the Buried Alive attraction. Amateur surgeons size up internal organs for their twisted hobbies in the Body Harvesters exhibit, before guest amble into the lush forest of the Jungle Rot attraction, where decaying creatures thirst for uncorrupted flesh. While finding the way out of the Gas Chamber, noxious gases slowly coddle lungs in hopes of witnessing last breaths, while the Wicked Freakshow in 3-D displays a collection of clowns, freaks, and mutations that seem to pop out of the screen like the Kool-Aid Man’s evil alter ego. Certain weekends feature celebrity appearances, where guests can get an up-close view of Bam Margera or Deena from Jersey Shore before making their way into the spooky spectacles.