What You'll Get
For centuries mankind has envied pizza dough and wondered how we too could be kneaded to relaxed, savory states without paying for the luxury of being escorted via wooden paddle to a Sicilian brick oven. Be pounded into the shape of relaxation with today’s Groupon to Houston Massage Clinic. Choose between the following options:
- For $39, you get one 60-minute massage (up to an $80 value).
- For $115, you get three 60-minute massages (up to a $240 value).<p>
Choose from the following massages: * Deep-tissue massage * Sports massage * Swedish massage * Pregnancy massage<p>
Houston Massage Clinic’s licensed massage therapist, Dick Juby, obliterates tension and extracts stress from achy bone movers by treating clients with a 60-minute massage. After arriving at appointments, guests chat with Juby, cluing him in to such pertinent information as specific muscular discomforts, desired massage modalities, and favorite pharaoh of the Eighteenth Dynasty. Massagees can choose from a range of styles, relaxing under the flowing strokes of deep-tissue, sports, Swedish, and pregnancy massages. After 45 minutes of massaging, Juby drapes guests in warm towels for 15 minutes, further unkinking high-strung muscles in the neck, back, and shoulders, and melting incriminating snowmen lip marks. Alternately, clients can choose the second option of this deal and receive three massages, using their triple dose of tranquility whenever they see fit.
Though Houston Massage Clinic sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 30, 2013. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. 24hr cancellation notice required. Must be 17 or older. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.