The second law of thermodynamics and the first law of Nelly lyrics hold that ambient heat and clothing have an inverse relationship. Disturb the natural order with today's Groupon: for $25, you get $50 worth of clothing, shoes, accessories, and more at Houston Street Outfitters, located in downtown Cedar Hill. Though this Groupon cannot be used toward TOMS or Brighton items, Groupon purchasers will receive an exclusive 20% discount on either of those two brands.

Step inside the eclectic boutique and browse the current selection of trendy name-brand merchandise, including Reef sandals ($18–$65), Lucky, AG, Seven, Red Engine jeans ($88–$175), Alternative Apparel ($12–$56), Free People, Trinity, and many more. Accentuate the clothing portion of your wardrobe with a pair of TOMS shoes ($48–$74) or Brighton jewelry ($8–$89) and handbags ($98–$450), available at a 20% discount. Bring the bounty home and introduce it to the old gang hanging out the closet rack; be cautious with the introduction, lest the elder residents bully the new kid into a life of fashion crime.

If you've always dreamed of pulling off your dream look, but aren't quite sure how to pull it off, turn to the boutique's friendly sales staff for assistance. They happily help all perusers navigate the trendy waters of the fabric lake and emerge a dapper human rainbow trout capable of making all other fish in the sea seem a bit less tasty.