What You'll Get
- Recognize Mom’s hard work with an Outstanding Achievement in Human Creation Award
On a biological level, Mothers are the genesis and building blocks for all scientific discoveries. In the argument of “Which came first, the Mother or the scientist?” Moms are the clear answer. Recognize your Mother’s advancements in the fields of biology and human sciences with this totally real and really scientific prize. Nominees receive a voucher that doubles as a custom certificate heaping deserved praise on Mothers for their breakthroughs in creating human life.
Outstanding Achievement in Human Creation Award
In recent years, recipients of the Nobel Prize for scientific achievements have advanced their fields in the areas of G-protein-coupled receptors, quasicrystal discovery, and ribosome-structure studies. While impressive and significant, all of these accomplishments relied on human lives, which are still created exclusively through the hard work of Mothers across the globe. Groupon’s Outstanding Achievement in Human Creation Award is the only award in all of academia that gives proper due to this essential feat in the field of science. Honorees receive a certificate printed on the purchaser’s choice of 8.5”x11”paper stock as well as boundless reserves of pride since certificates are still the gold standard in making something both official and real. Each custom certificate serves as a perfect complement to Groupon’s handpicked selection of Mother’s Day gifts located in our gift shop.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 12, 2014. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 4 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Subject to weather conditions. Groupon is solely responsible for letting you know that this is all just a joke and none of these rules actually matter. Just go nuts. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.