What You'll Get
Perspiration gets mischievous when cooped up inside the body, acting out by drenching armpits on first dates and disguising itself as tears during job interviews. Release disgruntled body water with today's Groupon to Human HyperFormance in Scotia. Choose between the following options:
- For $30, you get two Ultimate Detox sauna sessions (an $80 value).
- For $50, you get six Ki-Hara Method of Resistance Stretching classes (a $125 value).
Peter Guare of Human HyperFormance implements knowledge gained during 16 years as a track coach to safely shepherd physiques toward peak physical performance. Bodies clad to comfort relax along a bench in the Thermal Life far infrared sauna's hypoallergenic, poplar-wood cabin, where infrared-light rays melt away pain and stimulate the heart to thump with the inherent serenity of an Enya remix. Because of infrared's ability to penetrate dermal layers, the sauna radiates lower-temperature, dry heat gentle enough on mucous membranes to sidestep steam. The session includes an ionic footbath to mediate energetic exchanges between sole and body, and purified water to balance fluids before and after treatment.
A certified Ki-Hara instructor, Guare imbues starchy appendages with flexibility and strength during the Olympian-tested fitness program. Ki-Hara practitioners contract their muscles during stretch-based movements, creating internal resistance that protects against hyper-extension. Carefully designed stretches pair muscle groups, such as triceps and biceps, which work in tandem to stabilize joints, correct uneven development of a single area, and develop ventriloquism proficiency. Bodies bend and flex according to their own abilities rather than in reaction to external weights, making the exercise adaptable to all fitness levels.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 25, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Must redeem classes in full by 2/25/12. Reservation required for Detox option. New clients only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.