Food names are often misleading, as hamburgers are not composed of ham, frankfurters are not made from franks, and monte cristos are not actually noble. Taste the truth behind the titles with today’s Groupon: for $5, you get $10 worth of classic American breakfast and lunch fare at Hurry Joey.
Hurry Joey squeezes filling meals into fast-paced lives with a menu full of American favorites and breakfast delights. Thinly shaved sirloin curls about griddled onions and peppers, melding with melted mozzarella to create the house-special philly cheesesteak ($5.95). The chicken stir-fry pita ($6.25) coops fowl and veggies within a tasty, transportable pocket without ruining favorite pairs of jeans, and the pressed 8-inch cuban layers ham, salami, and roast pork beneath a blanket of swiss cheese ($5.15).
Sate meaty appetites with the half-pound bacon cheeseburger ($4.75), languishing with mouthwateringly classic toppings on a seedless bun that is smooth textured and guaranteed to never sprout a bun tree. Early birds catch morning jump-starters, with a full breakfast menu—a globetrotting catalog of options including the onion-and-ham-imbued western omelet ($5.95) and three slices of Atlantic-spanning french toast served with bacon, sausage, or ham ($4.75)—available every day before 11 a.m.