With their mischievous paperboys, meddlesome poltergeists, and ambiguous squatting rights, homes can be as stressful as they are illegal. Clear your head with today's Groupon: for $149, you get a one-night stay, breakfast for two, evening hors d'oeuvres, and access to the Regency Club at Hyatt Regency Montreal (up to a $299 value).
Hyatt Regency Montreal's downtown confines offer a swank diving board into a dazzling array of museums, theatres, and restaurants. Accommodations are festooned with free WiFi and situated on a high floor, providing an eye-level view of Montreal's indigenous pterodactyl population. Iron out stress wrinkles at the spa or bask in the indoor pool before venturing out into city streets, marinating in cultural juices at the Place des Arts or Montreal Museum of Contemporary Arts. Guests stretch their mouths for upcoming toothpick-whittling competitions with evening hors d'oeuvres and enjoy private access to the Regency Club and spacious outdoor terrace.
In the morning, discuss your favourite birdcalls over a continental breakfast while preparing to reunite with a lonesome lawn gnome back home. Buyers can use up to five Groupons per visit, extending their stay and relaxation quotients. Walk eyes through a virtual tour of Hyatt Regency Montreal here.