What You'll Get
Humans shed their skin each season by rubbing against rocks or watching scary movies until they're frightened out of it. Shuck your husk the civilized way with today's Groupon: for $40, you get a chocolate body polish (an $80 value) at Hyde Park Body Works.
The skilled massage therapists at Hyde Park Body Works rub radiance and vigor into tired and tense bodies with stress-busting spa treatments. The chocolate body polish exfoliates customers for a full hour, its intoxicatingly creamy scent inspiring relaxation and daydreams about backstroking in a giant chocolate fondue fountain. A professional pamperer gently polishes away dryness and impurities, leaving skin as hydrated and smooth as a freshly watered stairwell. After a luxurious shower, patrons enjoy a rich body-butter massage to seal in moisture and protect the newly exfoliated epidermis from harsh wind, itchy sweaters, and tickle fights with Johnny Sandpaperhands.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 7, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. Valid only for listed service. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.