What You'll Get
Removing bodily waste can be a challenge, especially when your stomach’s garbage disposal is broken and feng shui prevents the intestines from moving their trash bags. Help your anatomy take out the trash with today’s Groupon to Hydrolife Wellness Center in Whittier. Choose between the following options:
- For $39, you get a colon-hydrotherapy treatment (a $99 value).
- For $109, you get three colon-hydrotherapy treatments (a $297 value).<p>
At Hydrolife Wellness Center, licensed therapists purge the body of toxins and digestive debris in 30-minute colon-hydrotherapy sessions. During each session, a sterile, brand-new speculum is opened in front of the client with a magic wand and burst of confetti. Temperature-controlled, purified water gently flushes the lower intestine, removing impacted waste while clients lay fully covered in the warm, comfortable treatment room. The treatment can alleviate gas, constipation, and yeast infections, improve immune systems, and even help to shed poundage without pull-ups or wrestling a feral treadmill.
Hydrolife Wellness Center is temporarily closed through April 6.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 1, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. 24hr cancellation notice required. Consultation required; non-candidates refunded. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.