Float tanks finally let you be alone with your thoughts, such as "What time is it, assuming that time isn't a meaningless construct?" and "Do people still like parades?" Get peace of mind with this Groupon.
$75 for Two Float Sessions ($150 Value)
The float sessions include one hour of floating, a consultation, showering necessities, and post-float relaxation with complimentary tea and coffee.
iFloat helps clients escape the weight of the world by forgetting the weight of their bodies. Inside the spa's quiet, dark chambers, clients float atop a warm epsom-salt solution that creates the illusion of weightlessness. The effect of this environment is to slow brain waves, producing vivid imagery, creative thoughts, and an epiphany about how to make square dancing slightly more popular. There are other benefits, too; sessions can reduce blood pressure, stress, and anxiety. After flotation sessions, clients can relax inside a comfortable lounge and sip complimentary tea.