In addition to the humiliation of being buried by dogs and dug up by science teachers, skeletons are ornery because they lack the musculature necessary to get massaged. Avoid taking your skin for granted with today's deal: for $35, you get a one-hour Swedish, Thai, or pregnancy massage at I Knead a Massage, located in Latham (up to a $70 value).
I Knead a Massage delivers restorative back rubs and relaxing muscle kneadings to New York’s tenderest residents. Go for a classic Swedish massage and enjoy tranquility-augmenting aromatherapy during the session, or come in comfy, stretchy clothes for the Thai option, which gently ushers joints and connective tissue out of their sheltered comfort zones. For clients carrying imminent miniature humans, a pregnancy massage alleviates some of the muscle cramps and tension associated with pregnancy, without bothering kick-happy unborn cops getting a head start on dramatic apartment entrances.