Like a shrewd defense attorney, a spray tan can provide the plausible alibi of a Caribbean vacation. Achieve a skin tone to match the bronze scales of justice with today’s Groupon to iTan Chattanooga, valid for services in Hamilton County. Choose between the following options:
- For $20, you get a mobile tanning session for one person (a $45 value).
- For $80, you get a mobile tanning party with sessions for up to five people (up to a $185 value).
The body graffitists at iTan Chattanooga paint skinscapes in subtle tones during convenient cosmetic house calls. At the on-site epidermal darkening, a tanning artist mists customers in a blend of amino acids that's derived from sugar beets and is free of dyes that attract hippies who want to wear you as a shirt. During a period of up to 12 hours, the formula reacts with the skin's natural acids and proteins to concoct a rich, water-resistant tan that only dissipates as the darkened skin flakes away. The treatment not only tints skin a darker shade, but also disguises blemishes and imperfections more effectively than outfitting each pore with microscopic Groucho glasses. The mobile-tanning-party option makes UV-free beautification an excuse to get together with up to four other friends.