Mankind's underdeveloped climbing skills and inability to digest tin cans are two ways in which evolution left humans inferior to goats. It's mind over Matterhorn with this Groupon.
$249 for a Three-Hour Portable-Climbing-Wall Rental ($500 Value)
The climbing company brings a 20-foot-tall climbing wall to you. The staff sets up and maintains the wall during the event and gives guidance to climbers. As many as three can ascend the wall at a time.
Ibex Climbing Gym
Ibex Climbing Gym's 8,000-square-foot indoor facility is home to dozens of routes for all climbing skill levels. From clinging to overhangs or slowly trudging up slabs, climbers can hone their gripping skills with lead or top-rope climbing sessions. On a second-floor loft, bouldering challenges await rope-free climbers, with crash pads on the ground to soften falls and hundreds of multicolored holds offering varying routes. Ibex team members lead classes for all skill levels, from beginner to advanced, and also offer youth summer camps and recreational and competitive climbing teams. A wide variety of gear is available to equip students for climbing inside or outside of the gym. Prior to any rope climbing in the gym, beginners must undergo a belay class that teaches the fundamentals of belay safety, proper terminology, and the preclimb lasso dancing required for good luck.
“Can you pick up and move the entire facility closer to Kansas? ;)”
“Love ibex! Great place for indoor climbing. Lots of climbing options and great atmosphere :)”
“Great experience, great trainer, great workout. We tried calling to ask a question about the class and had a hard time getting a hold of somebody.”