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Reviewed September 30, 2012
What You'll Get
Losing weight can be difficult, even after replacing the hallway floor with a treadmill and molding kale into appealing doughnut shapes. Pursue weight loss more simply with today’s Groupon: for $129, you get a detox and purification cleanse package including an initial consultation (a $150 value), a seven-day detox and purification plan with supplements (a $199 value), four weekly fat-burning shots (a $380 combined value), and one resting metabolic-rate measurement (a $50 value) at ibody in San Marino (a $779 total value).
Guided by a medical doctor, ibody helps fat burners boost their metabolism while stocking bodies with the proper nutrients. Along with an initial medical consultation, a resting metabolic-rate measurement determines each client’s ideal caloric intake. Then, the seven-day detoxification and purfiication plan aims to boost the metabolism by cleansing the digestive system and liver and incorporating dietary recommendations and nutritional supplements.
To encourage quick results, ibody supplies a total of four antioxidant-packed injections administered by a medical professional once per week. The injections can help the body expunge toxins while initiating fat breakdown with a vitamin B12, B complex, and methionine inositol choline (MIC) compound and by aiming tiny strobe lights and radios blaring John Philip Sousa marches directly at emotionally fragile fat cells.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 3, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. By appointment only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About The iBody
With scientific grounding from onsite physicians, the staff at The iBody design courses of pound-shedding and detoxifying treatments that focus on resetting metabolism, balancing hormones, and liquefying fat cells with lasers. Using iBody's medical weight-loss program helps stored fat release 1,500–4,000 calories per day, the equivalent of an armchair made out of hamburger. SmartLipo treatments help vanquish fat cells by prodding flab with laser fibers through a canella, whereas testosterone therapy inserts small pellets under the skin that release small doses of weight loss–inducing hormones over the course of three to six months.