What You'll Get
Soon after archaeologists unearthed their brilliant pieces, ancient Eskimo sculptors once again fell into obscurity after their master-works were exhibited in the Louvre during the summer. Revel in the transcendent powers of temporary art with today’s Groupon: for $60, you get $125 worth of ice sculptures from Ice Creations. Ice Creations will deliver and set up sculptures within 75 miles of its location in Napoleon.
The team of seasoned chiselers at Ice Creations, helmed by master artisan Chad Hartson, sculpts frozen masterpieces designed to heat up aesthetic thermostats at weddings, holidays, or corporate events. Using state-of-the-art computer technology, these ice finaglers summon intricate sculptures, functional centerpieces, and replicas of corporate logos from impassive blocks of frozen Paul Bunyan tears. Their retina-regaling ice displays artistically flaunt food items, such as shrimp and caviar, while simultaneously keeping them chilled. Serve drinks in style at a formal soiree with a basic ice luge ($90) or ice bowl ($90), or appease a king glacier at his birthday bash with a personalized single-block sculpture fashioned from the bodies of his fallen enemies ($270). Patrons must provide Ice Creations with a 5-gallon bucket, an electrical outlet, and the promise of a site-wide ban on high-powered hair-dryers.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 8, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Subject to availability. Valid only within 75mi of 43545. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.