Body wraps were invented by the Egyptians, who somehow knew mankind would one day need mummies to play the saxophone solos in Halloween party songs. Do the mash with today's Groupon: for $40, you get a Miracle body wrap at Iconz Hair Studios and Day Spa (an $80 value).
At Iconz Hair Studios and Day Spa, body beautifiers purify the anatomy and tighten tired skin with detoxifying Miracle wraps. The 45-minute treatment begins with a scrub to whisk away defunct surface cells and open the pores for therapy. Aestheticians then slather the skin in a soothing blend of sea salt, eucalyptus, and honey, with traces of seaweed for replenishing nutrients and luring unwed merfolk. Full-body bandages trap in substances, allowing for deep pore penetration, as guests lie comfortably on a heated bed, which draws out toxins while melting away unwanted poundage. Before or after the Miracle wrap, clients can quench thirsts or energize for marathon jitterbug competitions with sips and snacks from the complimentary coffee bar.