While an apple a day keeps the doctor away, using the cores to build an indoor shrine resembling the fruit only fuels snide comments from the neighbors. Create more hygienic hearsay with today's Groupon: for $38, you get two hours of cleaning services from Ideal Cleaning Services (a $76 value). Ideal Cleaning Services will travel to homes in Reno and Sparks only.
Ideal Cleaning Services custom cleans each room of the house with painstaking precision. Working from a detailed checklist, scum-scourging savants diligently cleanse each room of dirt, cobwebs, and freeloading dust bunnies. Kitchens will sparkle after a thorough scrub down and sanitation, and cleaning experts will banish bathroom bacteria before cleaning dirty looks from jealous mirrors. Rooms, furniture, and fixtures are treated to extensive dusting and vacuuming, and ashtrays and wastebaskets are emptied and cleaned before the completion of services, destroying all evidence of ash, garbage, and failed paper airplane attempts.