What You'll Get
Similar to past tenses, tense backs are related to things that happened a while ago and are incomprehensible to most second-graders. Learn to understand back-based bliss with today's Groupon: for $30, you get a one-hour massage at Identities the Salon (a $60 value).
Personalization is paramount at Identities, which susses out each client’s muscle-molding needs to create custom-tailored massage treaments. In the confines of an inviting, relaxation-inducing room, an experienced tension-tamer will coax out aches and any remaining subcutaneous cacti with a variety of massage modalities. The soothing strokes of the Swedish massage reduce pain and invigorate the lymphatic system, while the more vigorous kneads of the deep-tissue and sports-therapy treatments reinvigorate bodies still aching from last week's cannon-ball toss. Identities also offers reflexology sessions, which apply pressure to points in the hands and feet, and prenatal massages, which ease the aches and pains associated with chauffeuring precious cargo.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 2, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. By appointment only. 24-hour cancellation notice. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.