Much fanfare is given to keeping a roof over one’s head, but it’s the floor that keeps a roof over one’s headstands. Nurture your nether ceiling with today’s Groupon: for $79, you get $200 toward flooring and installation from If It’s Carpet. If It’s Carpet will install carpet in any home in Davidson, Davie, Forsyth, Stokes, Surry, and Yadkin counties.

The professional floorsmiths at If It’s Carpet employ well-honed expertise to bedeck bare floors with stylish floor coverings. Reward ever-faithful housebottoms for being trampled underfoot with a fine coat of hardwood, or clothe modest foundations with a handsome coat of carpet. For home stewards that can’t choose between indoor-landscaping schemes, friendly carpeting connoisseurs offer recommendations and help customers examine the weft of carpeting samples from companies such as Bliss, Woolshire, Robertex, and Barrett. Although pricing for flooring and carpet installation varies from house to house, hardwood installation starts at $5 per square foot, carpet setting starts at roughly $10 per yard, and turning the floor into a trampoline requires a promise to let the installers jump on it every other Tuesday.