Recent studies show that using nutritional supplements can maximize workouts, allowing exercisers to run the 40-yard dash in only 20 yards. Garner your fitness efforts with today's Groupon: for $36, you get a 60-minute nutritional consultation at Illinois Naturopathy in Naperville (a $100 value).
The holistic practitioners at Illinois Naturopathy determine each patient's goals for a weeklong cleansing treatment designed to flood organ systems with salubrious vitamins while extraditing bodily toxins back to their high-fructose homelands. Patrons leave the 60-minute consultation with a personalized detox schedule, which recommends a one-week nutritional regimen comprised of such healthful comestibles as whole-food supplements, organic herbs, and vine-ripened minerals. Staff members will standby throughout the week to exude support, answer questions, and recommend a list of super villains in need of hand-me-down toxins.
This deal is not valid toward the purchase of any products recommended during the consultation.