Faces, like onions, turn wrinkly with age, will grow sprouts if left in a moist place, and can induce tears when a layer is peeled off. Increase the potency of your face with today’s Groupon: for $59, you get a face and neck microdermabrasion treatment at Illumina Skin Solutions, located in Anthem (a $150 value).

The specialists at Illumina Skin Solutions use a series of skin care services supported by massage therapy to mend and rejuvenate women, men, and teens from the inside out. During the 30-minute microdermabrasion treatment, a certified staff member deeply exfoliates the face and neck area to reduce signs of sun-damage, acne, hyper-pigmentation, scars, and misfired Eskimo kisses. The process uses a professional, diamond-tipped wand so faces can experience a less messy treatment than those done with sandpaper or a battery-powered, crystal-tipped device.