Art represents the triumph over chaos, just as pulled-pork donuts represent the triumph over dignity. Give your art collection the majestic decorum it deserves with today's Groupon: for $50, you get $150 worth of custom framing services at Image Ace in Gaithersburg.

Image Ace’s frame forgers work to preserve memories by ensconcing treasured prints, paintings, and photographs in a variety of resplendent rims. The experienced picture protectors offer hundreds of frame styles ($4.99–$200/ft.), an extensive mat selection, including acid-free ($29.95) and fabric or simili-suede ($39.95), and glass available in regular, nonglare, and museum-grade varieties. Although the price of custom framing varies by project, clients can preserve a Matisse print in a standard 8”x10” frame with mat for an average price of $100 or lend an air of credibility to their knitting circle’s double-purled declaration of national sovereignty by preserving it in an 11”x14” frame with mat for approximately $125.

The dedicated framesmiths can even gussy up old frames, replacing broken glass coverings with shiny new sheets ($7.99/sq. ft). In addition to framing services, Image Ace can also print and enlarge photos up to 24”x36” on high-quality paper ($49) or canvas ($59), creating museum-ready copies of clients’ favorite family portraits, snapshots, or parking tickets. With today’s Groupon, users also receive an additional $50 credit toward a future purchase.