What You'll Get
Hollywood is obsessed with youth and beauty, which is why Whistler's Mother never wins Best Picture. Cultivate an Oscar-worthy exterior with today’s Groupon: for $750, you get a SmartLipo treatment on any of the body at Image by Design (a $2,000 value).
The licensed staff at Image by Design helps clients achieve lasting svelteness with SmartLipo, which permanently eliminates fat cells on patient-selected areas of the body. After administering an anesthetic and beginning a slideshow of sleepy puppy photos, a trained staffer makes a small incision in the patient's skin; cuts generally coincide with natural creases to disguise any scarring. Superfluous lipids then flee the client with the help of special equipment, and because most people stop producing fat cells after completing their first algebra problem, the unwanted insulation typically doesn't return to the treated area.
Discomfort after each treatment is most readily comparable to soreness that arises after an intense workout or a sprint along a train platform to wave farewell to a loved one. SmartLipo tends to cause less bruising and bleeding than traditional liposuction, and patients typically require only one or two days of downtime.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 31, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per visit. Consultation required; non-candidates will be refunded. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.