Getting in shape, much like speed-reading Russian literature, requires concentration and the strength to forge ahead through painful, protracted inner monologues. Forge ahead toward fitness with today’s Groupon to Impact Fitness. Choose between the following options:
- For $20, you get a one-month membership (a $50 value).
- For $49, you get two personal-training sessions (a $120 value).
Impact Fitness helps customers build stronger and healthier bodies by providing access to a spacious facility filled with state-of-the-art equipment and an expert staff. Speed toward cardiovascular fitness on a True Fitness CS800 elliptical, equipped with a 15-inch touchscreen television to provide inspiration in the form of Alex Trebek’s chiseled upper half. Curl biceps, sculpt triceps, and strengthen shoulders with Hampton Fitness free weights, or pump up with a strength-training machine, such as the XXL-2930 Power Rack, part of Impact Fitness’s arsenal of TuffStuff equipment. Members can check their form and posture in the mirrored walls of the spacious exercise areas, or relive their Star Search days by crooning into a 2-pound free weight. Every cardio machine is equipped with a television with dedicated cable access and an iPod outlet, and 42-inch flat-screen LCD televisions placed throughout the gym ensure that workouts are as entertaining as they are effective.
Impact Fitness’s experienced trainers help clients develop a customized workout plan that fits their unique needs and goals. The professional pumper will draw upon their exercise expertise to motivate muscles through two challenging workouts and get adrenaline soaring by shouting “Boo!” from behind pieces of equipment. Impact Fitness’s trainers have a combined 40 years of experience sculpting normal humans into chiseled avatars of physical perfection, and because the gym is locally owned and operated, clients who might otherwise lose their way in the corporate shuffle can develop a personal relationship with their trainer.
1406 NW Vivion Rd.
Kansas City, Missouri 64118