What You'll Get
Exercise keeps the body in peak condition, which explains the marbleized ThighMaster lying next to Michelangelo’s David. Enjoy an anatomical renaissance with today’s Groupon to Impact Health and Fitness. Choose between the following options:
- For $45, you get a three-month all-inclusive individual membership (a $107.43 value).
- For $79, you get a three-month all-inclusive family membership (a $214.86 value).<p>
At Impact Health and Fitness’s 28,000-square-foot studio, all-inclusive membership employs an expansive collection of strength and cardio equipment, including the TRX Suspension Training system, to buff bodies within available private and quiet workout areas. Fitness seekers tone tummies or prepare thighs for watermelon-crushing competitions with 50 group fitness classes per week including yoga, Zumba, and cycling. Tanning services combat sun withdrawals, and the gym’s towel service ensures patrons can keep sweat rivers in check. Impact Health and Fitness hosts a professionally staffed childcare unit six days a week to let clients lounge in the sauna and steam rooms without having to answer their children’s constant questions about logical positivism.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 21, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Limit 1 per household for family option. Valid only for option purchased. Must activate by 3/21/12, membership expires 3 months from activation date. Must sign waiver. New members only. Classes are non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.