The top three most efficient modes of human-powered transportation are (in no particular order): Flintstones cars, bicycles, and a palanquin carried by the various monarchs you've conquered and overthrown. Make sure the most feasible of these is in perfect working order with today's Groupon to Impala Bicycles, with locations in Richmond Hill and Whitby. Choose from the following options:
- For $25, you get $50 worth of goods and services.
- For $39, you get a full bike tune-up (a $99.99 value, including HST).
- For $69, you get a four-day Cervélo P1 bike rental for triathlon competition (a $141.25 value, including HST).
Impala Bicycles descends upon pedal-heavy pavement by pruning bicycles and satisfying cyclists. With the full bike tune-up (a $99.99 value), wistful wheels undergo an adjustment of hubs, bottom brackets, nuts and bolts, brakes and gears, and neuroses. Customers find that Impala's capable crew insists on a full safety inspection that covers tires, drivetrain condition, and bearings for adjustments and wear. Cables and chains, meanwhile, marinate in a lubricant before wheels are slipped off and a cycle savant trues them to oblivion. Should checkups require any extra parts, the tune-up includes labour for their installation, though buyers are responsible for the cost of extra parts.
Pretuned and posttuned cyclists can dive helmet-first into Impala's other services and vast stock of accessories, bestowing bikers with Giro Indicator helmets ($49.99), cycling computers ($25+), and saddles ($35). Triathletes in need of wheels can opt for the four-day rental of a Cervélo P1, among the industry's preferred bikes for triathlon competition and consistently generating the most compliments in fast-food drive-thrus.