Even the most unrepentant nudist will keep a few pieces of modest finery on hand for the occasional bar mitzvah or traffic-court date. Today’s Groupon spruces up dishabille gentlemen: for $649, you get one custom-made suit from Imparali Custom Tailors (up to a $1,514 total value). Each suit includes the following:
- One Super 170s bespoke custom suit (a $1,300 value)
- One Egyptian-cotton custom shirt (a $115 value)
- One designer tie (up to a $99 value)
Imparali’s Houston showroom carries with it a 40-year history of expert craftsmanship forged in its New York City flagship location, which was lauded by Time Out New York. Imparali’s expert tailors measure gentlemen-to-be, who can then slip into a personally sculpted Egyptian-cotton shirt to feel more regal than Tutankhamun on his 10th birthday. The custom shirt drapes the wearer in single-needle stitching with 20–22 stitches per square inch and dapper shell mother-of-pearl buttons, and comfortably secures wrists in durable, double-fused collars and cuffs. Made with ultra-fine fabrics imported from mills across the globe, the custom Super 170 suit hangs very lightly, caressing the wearer with silky smoothness like a backrub from a butterfly. Choose from a selection of thousands of imported fabrics ranging from a prim poplin to a garrulous gabardine and have new clothes made to perfectly fit torso-limb sets of any size. Upgrades to finer fabrics are available for an additional charge. A designer tie adds the finishing touch to each dapper ensemble. Imparali can also perform alterations on shirts, jackets, pants, or hand puppets, leaving them and their wearer looking trim and graceful.