Even the most unrepentant nudist will keep a few pieces of modest finery on hand for the occasional bar mitzvah or traffic court date. Today's Groupon spruces up dishabille gentlemen with casual and formal menswear: for $75, you get $150 toward custom shirts, or suits at Imparali Custom Tailors on Richmond Avenue.

Imparali's newly opened Houston showroom carries with it a 40-year history of expert craftsmanship forged in its New York City flagship location. Savor the new-sleeve feel of a dacron shirt adorned with mother-of-pearl buttons and more than 20 stitches-per-inch ($89+), or attend to pressing dates, arraignments, and formal barbecues in a freshly stitched suit ($795+). After being measured by Imparali’s expert tailors, gentlemen-to-be can choose from a selection of thousands of imported fabrics ranging from a prim poplin to a garrulous gabardine and have new clothes made to perfectly fit torso-limb sets of any size. Imparali can also perform alterations on shirts, jackets, invisibility cloaks, or pants you already own, leaving them and their wearer looking trim and graceful.