Before the invention of cleaning supplies, houses were expected to wear fragranced pomander garlands around their rooftops to distract from unvacuumed carpets and cobwebbed corners. Rejoice in sanitary surroundings with today's Groupon for house-cleaning services from Impeccable Maids. Choose from the following options:

• For $62, you get a one-hour house cleaning for the kitchen, living room, bathroom, and one to two bedrooms (a $125 value).
• For $82, you get a one-and-a-half-hour house cleaning for the kitchen, den, living room, bathroom, and three bedrooms (a $165 value).
• For $92, you get a two-hour house cleaning for the kitchen, living room, bathroom, and four to five bedrooms (a $185 value).

The high-quality, trustworthy dust busters at Impeccable Maids painstakingly whip your home into consummate cleansed shape, using a 49-point cleaning check list to ensure precisely polished perfection. Run errands or catch up on hammock napping while three fastidious fixer-uppers wield company-provided supplies to dote on your domicile, brightening bedrooms and bathrooms, freeing living rooms of dust, and kicking kitchen cooties to the curb. In the rare case that your house bath doesn't pass your inspection, Impeccable Maids will return within 24 hours at no additional cost to refine, rebuff, and recharge your abode just in time for its first date with the meticulous mansion down the street.